This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via qmsd) This might be my favourite quote on writing ever. (via bdoing) -tears- (via chicagochi)
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
The absolute worst things in the world.
whatisandrew: Ugh I am a derp
My life is GG
What a disappointing day
Stream of consciousness at 8am this morning
Sister: Jake, Mom says to wake up
Me: Okay *rolls over to go back to sleep*
My Thoughts: Fuck this shit
My Thoughts: Are you on crack?
My Thoughts: ......
My Thoughts: Say crack one more time
are just really really really crappy
My 13 Year Old Sister is Obsessed with One...
The older-brother part of me now strongly disapproves of them but the gay part of me really wants to fangirl along with her. What a dilemma…
ontopofapalmtreee: xobreeox55: FINALLY SCREAMING. Oh my god I started fucking screaming when this started xD QUALITY my mom saw this and said, “It’s you when you’re excited. That’s how you dance.” Omg few things actually make me lose it on tumblr but HOLY SHIT FOREVER REBLOG.
I just became an Eagle Scout
… Yet all I can think about is breakfast food because I am craving bacon
To know when you have enough is to be rich beyond measure.– Lao Tzu (via moneyisnotimportant)
Who says a gay boy can’t be gay? Or bi?– Ally Milenkovic (pseudo-hipster)
Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is...– James A. Baldwin (via gorgeousmuslimah) this has got to be one of my favorite quotes… (via emptytrustfunds)
unfriend ALL of the annoying people
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: I feel ashamed that it took me over 10 seconds to get it. I DON’T GET IT |8 OH I GET IT Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
I tried to use my IMSA Password
that I’ve used for the past three years as my Penn password. “Cannot be used; based on a dictionary work.” Fuck. So I shorten the word by three letters and keep everything else the same. “Congratulations on your password change!” Oh computers.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think I got placed in the substance-free dorm. WTFFFFFFF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COLLEGE.