1.5 spaced foot notes, barely 4 3/4 pages, such a...
Harsha: Can I sleep with you?
Siri: Getting your current location.
Siri: There are 6 Hotels near you
Not a single member of my quad knows how to say...
How does that even happen?
magn: so many people at this school (and on this planet, for that matter) that I want to get to know better.
"Trimming your balls does not need to be quad...
"Andre, I just screwed up and cut my ball"
I want so badly to rant to someone—to go on and on about everything about them that bothers me and end by saying “I love you”. Why can’t my life be a movie?
So I came home to see my family
and my brother decided he wants to go see the High School basketball game instead of going to dinner and seeing Mission Impossible with the rest of us… awesome.
Laura's new baby otter obsession is scaring the...
“It shouldn’t be scaring you, I just want to cuddle with them” she says as she is scrolling the “baby-otter” track tag I think she may want to eat them. “You want to cuddle it to death, and then eat it don’t you?” “No…. well maybe”
Me: And now that Quest and I have a funadmental disagreement I'm going to--
Jennifer: Kill yourself
Me: ... internet
18 more minutes
There are 27 minutes left in calc based
That awkward moment when Herr Stark is REALLY...
I am a big fat nubby nub
Slow. Dancing. With. Harsha.
Somtimes you need to look at your life, look at...
Want to change my tumblr URL. Suggestions?
Is the day I being to give: 0 fucks.
*a friend's speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
NOONA YOU FUCKING BITCH
called me a “real blast to have in class” and he hopes that I “will continue to challenge myself with advanced mathematics to see how far my talents can take me.” I will miss your spunk Dr. Fogel. Also, oops, I’m taking OOP.