A discussion of iPhone vs. Droid quickly...
Me: I hope you realize I prefer farmers to chicks
your analogy is void
what's wrong with you?
Me: I DONT LIKE CHICKS
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I MEAN, OKAY: A conversation at the grownup table,... →
agentdalecooper: MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy. DAD: O.K. GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry. DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex. UNCLE: I’m having sex right now. DAD: We all are. MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best. DAD:…
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themorallycorruptfayeresnick: Jennifer Aniston having a breakdown as The Best Thing I Never Had comes on over the radio in Pier1 imports. Jennifer Aniston looking through her OkCupid inbox and shedding a single tear. Jennifer Aniston professing in an interview that she always preferred Crash Bandicoot
waitingforanewday asked: Who is your top bitch? hahah
Reasons I am already 70
I have watched HGTV for the past 4 hours I yelled at birds to get off my lawn I am in Florida