oh-sweet-jesus asked: You don't fail tests. You're Jake Fucking Lahr. :D
"How was the test?" "I failed..."
totalzero: fuckyeahlaughters: infamouslandlubber: ENEMY - HAHAHAHA! Serves you right! FRIEND - Okay… GOOD FRIEND - Aww cheer up. You’ll do better next time. BEST FRIEND - HAHAHAHA! I FAILED TOO! HIGH-FIVE! REBLOG THIS IF YOU LOVE YOUR BESTFRIEND! . hhahaaa
Congratulations. You have successfully hurt my...
Forgive and Forget. Just don't be surprised when...
My reaction when I see stuff on tumblr
kjakerz: shay-wow: Food: Cool clothes/shoes: Porn: Chain messages: Funny post: Depressing post: Cute animals: Cute couples: Trippy, mind blowing post:
When God created Darren Criss :
goodolmoon: accio-pigfarts: accurate.
Reblog if losing weight is always on your mind.
To all my friends that reblogged this: Each one of you is fucking beautiful. You’re so much more than a number on a scale. ”There is nothing more badass than being yourself.” Don’t forget that.
octopuspatronus: When you’re in a relationship, sex is a lot like a hurricane. You know far in advance when it’s going to happen and you take all necessary precautions. When you’re single for long periods at a time sex is more like an earthquake. You know you’re due, but you never know when it’s going to happen. Constantly living on edge.
These random typings cannot express how much you made staying up depressed TURN OUT OK.
askinnyblackman: expectation: reality:
leave a Symbol in my ask box!
deartomfuckery: <3 - who i’m crushing on. % - A regret ! - A confession ^ - An ex boyfriend/girlfriend $ - my favorite blog. # - a blogger i know in real life
Emotional stability is not for everybody. That's...
Thoughts for a future SIR
1. Do a project that I’ll enjoy everyday, not just in a vaguely interested sense 2. Do an on-campus SIR 3. Don’t do a biology SIR, do something interesting 4. Do an architecture one! or a roller coaster one that is legit and involves calculus and looks at pushing the bounds of human endurance! 5. Write out what I’m going to say during the presentation and memorize it 6....
Reblog if you still remember an insult someone...
snowhitetan: you don’t even know.
Adchem, oh Adchem, you are not a class. Adchem, oh...
1. This was meant to rhyme 2. And be to the theme of “Fun box, oh fun box, small and square and dark” 3. I’m going to fail the AP is greater truth than: you’re a pain in the ass