March 2011
198 posts
“I was really hoping it would spark a new genre of music about birthdays and sex,...”
– Jake Lahr about the song “Birthday Sex” (via whatwhatwhatareyoudoing)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
OMG I need to go watch The Incredibles now
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading
tomaskosauce:
psh yeah. motherfuckers be interruptin me whilst i read? they gon be stared at.
carrotkid:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
donniaandjokesy:
eindhoven:
And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like:
LEBENSRAUM GIF I CANT EVEN I AM DYING DYING DEAD
omg i fucking love history
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
funkyfreshdays:
ohfuckyaoi:
ulquiwhorra:
You
Them
LMAO XD
LEGIT.
Books, records, films--: Put a number in my ask.. →
kevyyy:
br0mosapien-:
1- you’re pretty 8- you’re gorgeous 2- you’re ugly 9- you’re hot 3- go die 10- i’d fuck you. 4- delete your blog 11- i stalk you 5- could stay on your blog for hours 12- you’re fat, go lose weight 6- i want to get to know you more 13- i love you 7- love your blog…
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I need to get biceps. Bitches love biceps.
Facebook questions clogging up my Newsfeed.
ktotheng:
parsed-prose:
two-kinds-of-happiness:
Worst app since Farmville.
I kinda like them lol, but they are out of control.
