I was really hoping it would spark a new genre of music about birthdays and sex,...– Jake Lahr about the song “Birthday Sex” (via whatwhatwhatareyoudoing)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE :
OMG I need to go watch The Incredibles now
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
tomaskosauce: psh yeah. motherfuckers be interruptin me whilst i read? they gon be stared at. carrotkid: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
donniaandjokesy: eindhoven: And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like: LEBENSRAUM GIF I CANT EVEN I AM DYING DYING DEAD omg i fucking love history
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
funkyfreshdays: ohfuckyaoi: ulquiwhorra: You Them LMAO XD LEGIT.
Books, records, films--: Put a number in my ask.. →
kevyyy: br0mosapien-: 1- you’re pretty 8- you’re gorgeous 2- you’re ugly 9- you’re hot 3- go die 10- i’d fuck you. 4- delete your blog 11- i stalk you 5- could stay on your blog for hours 12- you’re fat, go lose weight 6- i want to get to know you more 13- i love you 7- love your blog…
I need to get biceps. Bitches love biceps.
Facebook questions clogging up my Newsfeed.
ktotheng: parsed-prose: two-kinds-of-happiness: Worst app since Farmville. I kinda like them lol, but they are out of control.