December 2011
40 posts
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Dec 1st
November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Steps for instant laughter: →
agentbartowski: angsturbatecate: drwatsontimelord: ibrokethebat: gabrielesque: unshavedlegs: findingpadfoot: bastardfromabasket: Click link Mute video on left Laugh forever OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN S O B B I N G JESUS always reblog dying  and i died This is beautiful
Nov 26th
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I cannot wait for Winter Break
When my life will consist of the following: Reading books Playing Pokemon Dr. Tran marathons KevJumba marathons Christmas Bougie Christmas parties with friends I haven’t seen in forever! Huge-ass Family Christmas party Sleepovers with friends After Christmas sales and of course, *Hopefully* not college apps :)
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
Nov 26th
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werewolf-bar-mitzvah asked: Yup! Just let me know when you want it.
Nov 25th
My friend and her mother
Her Mom: Give me my pencil back.
My Friend: NO!
Her Mom: Then I'm going to sleep in your t-shirt.
My Friend: NOO, YOUR BOOBIES WILL STRETCH IT OUT. *Chases mother out of the room*
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Interviewer: What would you say is the gayest thing about you?
Stephen Fry: Um, my preference for men and having sex with them rather than women in the end must be it.
Nov 20th
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So in Powerschool it says DRU or Doctor's...
How does one have an unexcused Doctor’s appointment? “Well you have a problem and you had to schedule your appointment three months in advance and the only time available was on a Friday afternoon but that’s unacceptable you should stay sick forever” Only one person would think like that…… hm. I wonder who that could be.  
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
52 notes
This is stupid.
I love you, man : no homo
I love my ipod: no electro
I like to sleep on the floor: no hobo
I like to take notes: no bio
I love wearing t-shirts: no polo
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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That awkward moment when
you like him so much, and he doesn’t even know your name :S
Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
101 notes
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Nov 19th
189 notes
Yes, Yes I did
Just sleep for 4+ hours starting when I would have been in Fogel. Dear Doctors appointments why are you so fabulous?
Nov 19th
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On November 17th
I asked him if his roommate was in his room “He went home sick”
Nov 17th
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Today with Herr Stark
Me: Vidya ist sehr heiß! (Vidya is very hot) Herr Stark: Wie weißt du dass?? (How do you know?) Me: Du kannst es sehen! (You can tell by looking at her) Herr Stark: How do you see that she’s aroused!? 
Nov 14th
Nov 13th
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