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I cannot wait for Winter Break
When my life will consist of the following: Reading books Playing Pokemon Dr. Tran marathons KevJumba marathons Christmas Bougie Christmas parties with friends I haven’t seen in forever! Huge-ass Family Christmas party Sleepovers with friends After Christmas sales and of course, *Hopefully* not college apps :)
werewolf-bar-mitzvah asked: Yup! Just let me know when you want it.
My friend and her mother
Her Mom: Give me my pencil back.
My Friend: NO!
Her Mom: Then I'm going to sleep in your t-shirt.
My Friend: NOO, YOUR BOOBIES WILL STRETCH IT OUT. *Chases mother out of the room*
Interviewer: What would you say is the gayest thing about you?
Stephen Fry: Um, my preference for men and having sex with them rather than women in the end must be it.
So in Powerschool it says DRU or Doctor's...
How does one have an unexcused Doctor’s appointment? “Well you have a problem and you had to schedule your appointment three months in advance and the only time available was on a Friday afternoon but that’s unacceptable you should stay sick forever” Only one person would think like that…… hm. I wonder who that could be.
This is stupid.
I love you, man : no homo
I love my ipod: no electro
I like to sleep on the floor: no hobo
I like to take notes: no bio
I love wearing t-shirts: no polo
That awkward moment when
you like him so much, and he doesn’t even know your name :S
Yes, Yes I did
Just sleep for 4+ hours starting when I would have been in Fogel. Dear Doctors appointments why are you so fabulous?
On November 17th
I asked him if his roommate was in his room “He went home sick”
Today with Herr Stark
Me: Vidya ist sehr heiß! (Vidya is very hot) Herr Stark: Wie weißt du dass?? (How do you know?) Me: Du kannst es sehen! (You can tell by looking at her) Herr Stark: How do you see that she’s aroused!?